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They say that age is all in your mind.  The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.  ~Author Unknown



The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.  ~Lucille Ball



A father carries pictures where his money used to be.  ~Author Unknown




In childhood, we yearn to be grown-ups.  In old age, we yearn to be kids.  It just seems that all would be wonderful if we didn't have to celebrate our birthdays in chronological order.  ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com




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There's something like a line of gold thread running through a man's words when he talks to his daughter, and gradually over the years it gets to be long enough for you to pick up in your hands and weave into a cloth that feels like love itself.  ~John Gregory Brown, Decorations in a Ruined Cemetery, 1994




It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.  ~Phyllis Diller



Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.  ~Bill Cosby

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  • Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father!  ~Lydia M. Child, Philothea: A Romance, 1836
    Are we not like two volumes of one book?  ~Marceline Desbordes-Valmore
    I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.  ~Author Unknown

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  • Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year:  The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again.  ~Menachem Mendel Schneerson


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